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Joke of the Day
"Why does everything taste like chicken? Because God is black."
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"I'm giving up alcohol for a month. Wait sorry, that didn't come out right : I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month."
"Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable"
"You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water Well Water; Uganda Due"
"Psycho ward break They were all apprehended quiet fast. Seems they were all logged on Reddit at the same time."
"Me: How dilated is she? Nurse: 4 centimeters. Me: This is America. Nurse: 0.000198838 furlongs."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call."
"Also, to all the people with egg avatars... have you thought about where you'll hide on Easter yet?"
"DAD JOKE: Do you know where you get water from? Well..."
"Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."