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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal? A very upset child."
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"I'm not a racist because racism is a crime And crime is for black people"
"Three is fore for four. And aft to two too."
"What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending"
"French girls are great... For example, my French girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush."
"A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: ""Two Wongs don't make a white."""
"If your girlfriend bleeds the first time you have sex with her, tell her to get used to it. In a few years time, she'll bleed every month. ohhh shit. facial."
"The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it"
"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."
"WinRar is not free software."