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Joke of the Day

"My dentist told me I have to stop masturbating. I said, ""Why?"" He said, ""Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"""

"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"

"Paid a visit to 'www.conjunctivitis.com' earlier... Believe me, it's a site for sore eyes."

"I didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into a costume this year. I wore the bottom half of a donkey costume. I decided to half ass it this halloween"

"LA has come up with a safe space, for people that voted for Trump And they're calling it Texas"

"*prepares to cook vegetarian chili* *spills the beans* Whoa, I suppose you could call that.. *lowers shades with a spatula*.. Kidney failure"

"A truck driver almost crashed into a dam Son that was close!!! Nope? :( ok I'll shut up..."

"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"

"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."

"Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo"