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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels."
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"Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you're interested by repeatedly asking ""why doesn't our lawn ever look that nice?"""
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish? Lightbulb."
"I will be the first president who is openly mentally ill"
"If I had a dollar every time trump said something stupid, I'd have a small loan of a million dollars"
"What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents"
"Is it true what every girls wants is 9 inches? Cos I'm not chopping 3 inches off for anybody!"
"What do you become when you run out of coffee? Depresso"
"I've never been a fan of phone sex... ... mostly because they're made out of really hard plastic."
"Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night? Because she's a cover thief."