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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels."
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"Before my grandma kicked the bucket, he said one thing to me ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"OK - who knows their Soupy Sales lines? I'll give you the set-ups, you give us the lines."
"I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school. They told me it was too sharp"
"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions."
"Growing up means you start to find it creepy that your dad's pet name for your mom is ""Squirty"""
"Funny Book Title Thread! I'll start: ""How To Get The Most Out Of Your Bank Heists"" by Fillmore Sacks"
"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"
"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"""They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. That ends today!"" -- me as I rally lunches everywhere to overthrow their oppressors"