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Joke of the Day
"What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth? Synthia"
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"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."
"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"
"Son: ""Dad, can we talk about the sex with my girlfriend?"" Dad: ""Sure. What's up, buddy?"" Son: ""Could you please stop doing it?"""
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"
"I saved a girl from getting raped last night.. .. I stayed home and jacked off"
"Which is faster hot or cold? Hot, cause you can catch a cold!"
"Girlfriend: ""babe it's hot I need a fan"" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]"
"I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had. Sometimes I wish she'd stayed in Latvia."
"Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports? Because her coach was a pumpkin"