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Joke of the Day

"What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life? ""May my thoughts be with them""."

"You know what's cool? 0C"

"A man died and the whole country was in mourning then it became the afternoon, followed by the evening and then the night."

"I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML."

"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."

"If there was a game show where people have to find a phone charger before their phone dies I would win the million dollars"

"Remember if you ever get mugged, don't yell ""Help."" Yell, ""Oh my god! It's Justin Bieber!"""

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources? A Cache-Advance"

"A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."