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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports? Because her coach was a pumpkin"
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"Dog & Mosquito were in Love .. mosquito kissed the dog .. Dog became emotional...gave Love bite to mosquito . Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of Dengue . MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS"
"That awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up."
"mL m^3 gallons quart barrel This post speaks volumes."
"[casting call] -have u acted before? *shows VHS of me at a food court eating free samples like I might purchase the meal -oh this guys good"
"What is the difference between a diameter and a radius? A radius"
"Online Dating is like Online gaming. The Grind is real."
"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""
"I honked at the funeral procession out of SUPPORT"
"What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? ""Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"""