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Joke of the Day
"""It's a bird!"" ""It's a plane!""... What the hell were those two so excited about?"
Next Joke
"My wife told me that I am very controlling. She'll stay locked in the closet with the dog collar on until she apologizes for her comment."
"I fell off a forty foot ladder today.... lucky I was on the bottom rung."
"Mood ring Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead."
"do you like icecream? then maybe you should marry it"
"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"
"What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !"
"Women defy physics. The heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."
"What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ? A cry for Alp !"
"""Are you sexually ac-"" [my doctor looks up at me] [he marks no]"