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Joke of the Day
"Which is faster hot or cold? Hot, cause you can catch a cold!"
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"What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel? HYATT!!!"
"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"
"Two Goldfish were in a tank. What did one fish ask the other? So how do you drive this thing?"
"If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google."
"What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog? An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!"
"Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know."
"That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned..."
"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."
"I took a biology exam the other day. The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer."