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Joke of the Day

"I went down to the local Pub and I came home with this great joke told to me by a baby. Goo goo ga ga gah?"

"Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning."

"If I ever start a team, I'm going to name it ""Each Other Off""...That way when we loose a game, the other players will have to tell people they ""beat each other off last night""!!!"

"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."

"I got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like... this gun is magic!!!"

"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."

"Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb? because he had a dying light"

"A conversation I just had. Friend - ""My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot."" Me - ""Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."""

"I like to wear Grocery store uniforms and tell homeless people that I'm there to repo the shopping cart."

"How did Jim start losing weight after the holidays? He just quit eating cold turkey."