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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a pedophile joke? You're never to young to get it. :^)"

"Did you hear about the guy who wears as many watches as he can, while trying to collect every type? He has way too much time on his hands."

"How do chickens connect online? faceBAWK!"

"Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51? The C.I.ayy"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman EDIT: Grammar"

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"Your head is basically just the smartest part of your body wrapped in the spookiest part of your body."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word ""unionized."""

"Did you hear about the emo windows? They were double-pained :,("

"What do you call 12 guys with big dicks? A hung jury"