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Joke of the Day
"Where can you always find kids by themselves? edit: i forgot to say please."
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"Relationship status I just caught myself stroking my gear shifter in traffic."
"Two girls are playing in a sandbox One girl says: ""My daddy's penis is this big"" and holds her hands 8"" apart. The asian girl replies: ""My daddy's penis is only half that size. It still hurts."""
"Who would survive if Trump and Clinton both were stranded on a island? America"
"How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"Two gay men were having a few drinks One said ""Bottoms up!"" The other got topsy."
"I got fired today ""what? why?"" no idea ""you have no idea?"" nope ""I'm confused when did this happen?"" between pre break break and break"
"A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox. Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits."
"People keep complaining about 'Let it Go'... The song never bothered me anyway."
"milk duds: when you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw"