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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a masturbating bull?"

"I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony. I just imagined everyone with their clothes on."

"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"

"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""

"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."

"A major yet unspoken difference between medieval times and now is... These days, if someone owns a sword, it's a pretty safe bet you can kick their ass."

"What do you call haunted titties? BOOOOOBIES!"

"I don't know why people get embarrassed when they take a magazine to the toilet, you should see the looks I get when I take my plunger."

"What do you call Mussolini's flying saucer? A dictator ship."

"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"