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Joke of the Day
"How does a dog catcher gets paid? by the pound."
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"Oh my god, hotels. Relax. My stay was fine."
"Why can't black people swim? Because the cops will arrest them"
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"Yo mama is so classless... Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society."
"So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title"
"Why does the KKK like christmas? Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees."
"What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle? A carpet."
"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"
"What is the similarity between poop and aliens? They both live on Uranus"