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Joke of the Day

"Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails."

"A girl to her friend... ""isn't that guy hot? I am gonna ask him out"" ""he doesn't look good when he laugh"" - said the other girl ""don't worry, he won't laugh anymore"""

"I'll have a 12 year old scotch. Hold the scotch."

"In my past life I was a turtle... It is all slowly coming back to me."

"How can you spot a Canadian They're the ones that say ""Thank You"" to the ATM"

"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F"

"Late term abortion now offered in Florida Free with stay to any Orlando resort"

"What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave? I fucking rock."

"Why do black people talk funny? They don't, it's a miff."

"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"