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Joke of the Day
"Why are eagles so hard to find? They're always in diskies"
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"Somewhere in this world, a woman is giving birth to a baby every 3 seconds. We have to find this woman and stop her."
"Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?"
"What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? The way they pronounce ""unionized"""
"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."
"Rather than Anti-psychotic drugs, I prefer a more friendlier tone like Pro-sanity pills."
"""Your password must contain at least 6 letters"" Hmm ok *starts writing* Dearest Catherine, it has been nearly a fortnight since I last wrote"
"I caught a big fish! I was going to mount it, but there were people around! Source: Emo Philips"
"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."
"The person with duct tape holding most of their car together always has the right-of-way."