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Joke of the Day
"Why are eagles so hard to find? They're always in diskies"
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"Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;("
"TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking it. Oops. Wrong sub."
"Just asked my hairstylist for the ""Bieber."" He shaved off all my pubic hair."
"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her... According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend."
"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."
"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."
"today, I told a girl in my class she drew her eyebrows on too high she looked surprised"
"Shopping for antiques won't make you gay... ...but it will make you buy curios."