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Joke of the Day

"Harry Potter joke Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."

"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."

"I think the worst thing about falling asleep right after sex is that I never manage to get the fish back into the aquarium."

"A book fell on my head I can only blame my shelf."

"Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my Facebook status..."

"Boss: you spend a lot of time on your phone! Me: you spend too much time watching me. Don't you have work to do?"

"i dont think anyone quotes mlk more than white people who were just accused of racism themselves"

"How do you confuse a complete idiot ? 32"

"I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I'm actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site"

"Where did little sally go after the explosion? Everywhere"