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Joke of the Day

"Harry Potter joke Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."

"My cat is an artist He drew blood"

"what do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaains..."

"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"

"Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"

"I've always wondered why baseball was getting bigger ...and then it hit me"

"9: Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes? Me: Because they're ballet dancers 9: Why didn't they just get taller girls?"

"It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called ""marine biologist"", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year."

"Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose. Moo"

"Interviewer: so your last job you worked in IT? Me: no, it says ""worked it"" I: worked what? [disco ball drops] [rips off pants] Me: ""it"""