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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose. Moo"

"Due to the prostitute's arm injury, she can do no more than 5 handjobs a night. Damn handie-cap!"

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."

"Ancient Aliens"

"Q: What's the difference between a cello and a violin? A: A cello burns longer."

"Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith"

"I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation."

"I'm a Tumblr user and computer scientist, i'm boycotting binary computing."

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"Why couldn't the American leave Russia? He was snowden"