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Joke of the Day
"When Ariel the mermaid gives a blowjob to Prince Eric... is that Fellate Of Fish?"
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"WIFE [in labour] GOD MAKE IT STOP MIDWIFE: The baby's WIFE: NO, THE NOISE ME [stops playing pan pipes] Is the nurse being too loud, love?"
"The trick to a good AVI is finding your best characteristic and flaunting it. I obviously am a fan of my nostrils."
"The trampoline used to be called a jumpoline until your mum jumped on it"
"What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic? Praguetory"
"As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie."
"The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue."
"""Still hung. Over."" -- well endowed truck driver."
"Assorted s a/e x jokes Remember to always practice safe sax We don't suck we blow wet the butt, wiggle, and blow"
"I wanted to have a threesome.. ..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents."