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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things literally"
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"When is the best time to see a dentist? Tooth-Hurty"
"What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast? 'Ommm' lettes!"
"hey baby did you fall from heaven because YOU'RE LUCIFER AND MUST BE DESTROYED"
"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
"Is ""drunk"" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...."
"""Inside Amy Schumer"" is funny... As it's a show I never wish to watch, and a place I never wish to be."
"A boy met a girl She:Every time u smile, I feel like inviting u to my place He(smiling):Why thank u.. are u single? She:No, I'm a dentist"
"It's like taking candy from a baby - A GOOD IDEA IF YOU DON'T WANT THE BABY TO LOSE ITS FEET TO DIABETES BEFORE IT TURNS ONE."
"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"