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Joke of the Day

"Jokes to Cheer someone up Okay, my best friend is feeling down, and I want to help cheer her up. Give me your best jokes for the occasion!"

"Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!"

"Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the Nobel prize."

"I just ate three pieces of cake and the first piece was joy and the second piece was impulse and the third was deep deep regret"

"If an apple a day keeps the doctor away how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?"

"What does santa do with a lazy reindeer? Sleighs 'em"

"Every year fewer people train to become morticians. Some say it's a dying business."

"Apparently Facebook has been flying drones around in third world countries They are trying to kill everyone who isn't on facebook"

"When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack"

"I tried to use my Dictaphone today. But I ended up just using my finger like everyone else."