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Joke of the Day

"At this point my body would probably mistake a vegetable for a virus and try to attack it."

"I was cornered in an alley way by a German holding a sausage I looked him straight in the eyes and bravely said ""go on, do your wurst"""

"Working at the aluminum recycling plant is the saddest job I've ever had... ... It's just soda pressing."

"Why are there so many fish in the sea? They're always getting hooked up"

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Hitler had big hands"

"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."

"Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents."

"""I have to take a shit, play Stairway To Heaven."" - Radio DJ's"

"Do you remember the ""Hold a coke with your boobs"" challenge ? It was a trend a while back to promote awareness for breast cancer. I'm just glad a similar stunt wasn't pulled for prostate cancer."

"I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out."