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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp? The football player *kicks* *punts.*"

"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!"

"...we came in"" Roger Waters favourite line is ""Is this where..."

"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"

"I have a confession to make. I've been having sex with my staff. What's worse is I'm self employed!!!! Badaboom!"

"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."

"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"

"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."