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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? [not the traditional punchline] Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."
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"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? For the 23rd flavor."
"In America child protection saves your kids from your beating In Soviet Russia child protection beats your kids"
"Only one Chinese man lived in my hometown, and I still couldn't tell him apart."
"With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior."
"What do you call a guy who is in color guard? A flaggot"
"The only reason I watch political speeches is cause I'm hoping there's gonna be a sniper."
"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."
"*Ghost snatches phone from me* ""Who you gonna call now?"""
"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"