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Joke of the Day

"What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!"

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"My credit card company sent me a final notice bill. Good, I was tired of hearing from them"
"I used to be Irish... Then I became completely full of ire."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know y."
"Mom I'm running away! No I don't need a jacket! Mom no I'm fine I don't need a jac- mom! No I don't need you to pick me up later mom! MOM!"
"Why is the moon so dark? Because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :D"
"Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep."
"I got ripped off buying a tarantula from the pet shop Should have just got one off the web"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."