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Joke of the Day

"Your hands aren't tied down when you're at the dentist, you're allowed to put your hands in his mouth too."

"Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures? Bad cam'ra"

"What do you call a cannibal that only eats Marxists? . . . a proletarian."

"Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet? Because they got lost at C."

"Ke$ha is what would happen if Comic Sans came to life."

"Why are there no Irish attorneys? None of them can pass the Bar."

"What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."

"Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !"

"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."

"Whats the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a Lobster with a breast implant? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean ;)"