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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bra He is a bit dyslexic"
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"A Cadillac carrying five Mexicans drives off of a cliff and everybody dies. Why is it a tragedy? Because a Cadillac sits six."
"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""
"What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ? They always leave a piece of themselves behind."
"What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX? Relaxatives."
"Radio from an American boat: Mayday, mayday. We are sinking! Radio back from a German rescue ship: What are you sinking about?"
"It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day. And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road."
"me: siri tell me a joke siri: *turns on front facing camera*"
"do you like icecream? then maybe you should marry it"
"""It's definitely better without a condom"" I say, removing it from my soup"