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Joke of the Day

"""You're the bomb!"" No, you're the bomb!"" A compliment in America but an argument in the Middle East Too soon?"

"Autocorrect changed fries to friend and I think I've offered to eat my friend. I'm not sure if I should clarify, or see where it goes."

"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."

"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."

"If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run."

"I met a girl with 12 Nipples, sounds funny? Dozen tit"

"[NSFW] Why do hipsters like anal sex? Because it's indie ass!"

"A Georgia State Trooper pulls over a car. He says... ...to the driver, ""Got any ID?"" The driver says, ""'Bout what?"""

"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."

"What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme? He just couldn't find the guys angle!"