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Joke of the Day
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
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"What do you call an animal that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."
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"NORMAL PEOPLE: ""aww, they're such a cute couple"" ME: ""I wonder if they fu***d yet"""
"Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection. I said ""Rick, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up"""
"The term ""Grammar Nazi"" is no longer as common It is now called the ""alt-write""."
"*In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ...."