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Joke of the Day
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
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"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"
"Someday I'll open a store that specializes in bedside furniture. The name of the store will be ""One"" I figure it'll be the only way I'll ever have a ""One nightstand."""
"TIL the musical group Ace of Base was killed in a horrific traffic accident after they missed their exit on the highway and crashed... Police later said, ""they didn't see the sign..."""
"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."
"What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console? Wednesday"
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! And my wife has lost 200!"
"What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity? Hasbro."
"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."
"Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?"