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Joke of the Day

"Thank god for nipples. Without it, boobs would be pointless."

"Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown... is virgin on the ridiculous?"

"A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic."

"My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes."

"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."

"I started chewing nicotine gum the other day. I don't smoke, but I gradually want to start. =)"

"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."

"How many Jews can fit in a car? 2 In the front, 2 in the back, and six million in the ash tray! *Drops mic* *Gets shot*"

"MY WEDDING: tetris theme plays as i slowly inch down the aisle, trying to perfectly fit my finger in the ring"

"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."