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Joke of the Day

"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."

"There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it."

"What do you call cartoon duck sausage? Huey Louie Andouille."

"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."

"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."

"you know how in movies the women always wake up with hair and makeup already done? I wake up like that but with a top hat&full tuxedo"

"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"

"What do you call a homosexual weight lifter? Trap Queen"

"If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road."

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" and thought to myself, ""Sounds like a fair trade."""