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Joke of the Day

"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."

"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."

"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls."

"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."

"Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"

"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me."

"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"

"The very first thing you learn in life is how to think outside the box."

"What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle? The weekend!"