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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."
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"What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers? Justice Thumbs"
"No matter how many times I see it, I never tire of an Italian woman yelling at a guy named Anthony in public."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."
"How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"Why are cemeteries surrounded by walls? Because people are dying to get in them!"
"The French cow says MEUX..."
"""why aren't you in school?"" ""i'm too cool for school, officer."" *checks cop computer* ""checks out, youre free to go."" kid is undercover nerd"
"[Dirty] What do you call a tear in the American flag? An old glory hole."
"My arm is asleep. Let's draw mustaches on it."