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Joke of the Day
"Theres a new drug on the market designed for lesbians suffering from depression.... ""Trycoxagen"""
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"Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those ""evolutionary things"" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink."
"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"
"Q: What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A: A Dairy Heir."
"My friends say I have a gambling addiction... I bet I don't."
"A girl asked me if I wanted to join her in yoga at 6 am I told her, ""namaste in bed""."
"I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate."
"I need to start buying Tupperware to store my leftovers before throwing them out two weeks later."
"Whats the difference between a fridge and a vagina? A fridge doesn't fart when you get the meat out."
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"