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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
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"[runs up to a group of people] ME: ZACK ATTACK GUY: lol is your name zack or [thousands of bros crest a nearby hill] ME: [whispering] RUN"
"Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who's up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Its not surprising that Republicans lost two presidental races to Obama In long races usually the guy from Kenya wins."
"Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes? In the L Ron cupboard."
"just told my kid ""you're not going to die if you try a piece of lamb"" and she said ""yeah, i'm going to die anyway"""
"You've heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren't exactly black or white."
"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"
"*Queen bee in hive* ""You, go pollinate flowers"" ""You, go make some honey"" ""You, go buzz around some humans and ruin their picnic lol"""