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Joke of the Day
"Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
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"Knock knock ""Hey Walter, wanna hear a joke?"" ""Sure"" ""Knock kno- "" ""I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!!!"""
"I wish I were Adam. For if I cracked a joke, nobody would say, ""I've heard that before."""
"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"
"Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose."
"I just found out I'm an amateur nudist. I thought I was pretty good at it but apparently if you don't have the right certifications they'll call the mall security."
"the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard"
"""I have an unsolicited opinion on that!"" --Every douche blanket on Twitter."
"I feel like a million bucks today.. Seriously, how do I get rid of this erection? I'm getting worried."
"I'm really disappointed that Jill Stein is not the female Wallstreet-corporate puppet of the 2016 US Presidential election... As I'll never get to use the term ""shill Stein"""