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Joke of the Day
"Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo."
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"Cum and Lotion look and taste the same.... JUST KIDDING I dont know what lotion tastes like......"
"Cat lovers."
"I had a blind date last night At least I think it was a date. The blindfold and duct tape was a bit different."
"Why don't Donald Trump's fans care that his wife ripped off Michelle Obama's speech? Because none of them got to the point in school when they explained plagiarism is wrong"
"I turn heads every time I go to work Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor."
"Why are red heads never calm? Because it's so easy to make a ginger snap."
"What did they call Ebola before the Internet? Bola"
"People who claim to talk to God are so delusional.. I've never talked to any of them."
"TIL that Charlie Sheen got HIV after doing Two and a Half Men."