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Joke of the Day

"Q. What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer..."

"What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham? NO-HAM CHOMPSKY"

"After a night out with friends a man comes stumbling home late He's greeted by his wife looking stern with her arms crossed. She exclaims ""Drunk again!"" He replies ""Me too!"""

"If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones."

"Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping."

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"Whoever invented the knock knock joke.. Should get a no-bell prize"

"I always have to throw out my animal crackers. They always have that label: ""Do not eat if seal is broken""."

"A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles. How did he die? He had an ace up his sleeve."

"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."