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Joke of the Day

"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"

"Blocked a someone with ""Social Media Specialist | Online Reputation Manager"" in their bio just to mess with their head. And it's douchy."

"Queen: ""come to bed"" King: ""not until i have a name for my soldiers"" Queen: ""k night"" King: ""babe ur a fukin genius"""

"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"

"My wife cheated on me after I told her about my watchmaker buddy... I guess I should get a big clock, too."

"Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas wondered why they didn't get taller girls?"

"I was going to major in cosmetology.. ..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots."

"My girlfriends 2 year old nephew loves trucks. His first word was truck. He points at every truck he sees and talks about trucks in his sleep. I guess you could day he's semi crazy"

"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."

"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."