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Joke of the Day
"For a tennis player, what is the perfect crime? Racketeering"
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"Shout out to those who can't hear good"
"I'm not saying my doctor is young, but he just texted me ""2mer is B-9, woot!"""
"Accuracy ##You miss 100% of the shits you don't take. Made this typo and thought it was hilarious..."
"What the pepper say to the angry chilli? If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business"
"The difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler. Usain Bolt managed to finish a race while Hitler couldn't."
"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? Idk, its too dark to tell them apart."
"If your uncle Jack, helped you off a horse, Would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"
"Lion King Today, someone told me Mufasa died 22 years ago. I replied, ""I guess he needs to Mufasa next time so he doesn't die."""
"What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? A frustacean"