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Joke of the Day

"What is a male porn actor's favorite one hit wonder song? Come on Eileen."

"Did you know that if Hillary Clinton is elected as the U.S. President, she would be the first president to have ever slept with another president."

"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"

"What was Monica Lewinsky's high school yearbook superlative? Most likely to suck seed."

"Next on CNN, 600 hours of guessing what happened to a plane."

"My Wife wears some very revealing shirts. Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it."

"A couple of obducents stood at the bar talking. -You Should have seen the other day. I had a beautiful lady come in and her clitoris was like a pickled cucumber. -Wow! So big? No, so salty!"

"Before you go to sleep tonight, don't forget to sprinkle gluten around your bed to keep away the hipsters."

"Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap."

"I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, ""boners."""