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Joke of the Day
"My Wife wears some very revealing shirts. Today's shirt says 'Nick's ATM code is 1234' on it."
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"Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'."
"Two muffins are baking in an oven ... And one muffin turns to the other one and says, ""Wow, it's pretty darn hot in here."" The other muffin says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."
"Why are Father Christmas' reindeer like a cricket match? Because they're both stopped by the rein."
"Bro. It's not ladies man, it's ladies' man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive."
"What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan? Mike Jones is Still Tippin'."
"Why is Oedipus against profanity? He kisses his mother with that mouth"
"What has two legs and looks like a spider? A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)"
"When I was having an affair with twins, people used to ask how I told them apart. Well, Sue had brown eyes and Steve had a moustache."