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Joke of the Day

"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"

"Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded."

"How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke? You skip the punchline."

"Did you hear about the perverted statistician? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him anymore..."

"Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already."

"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"

"I imagine colonoscopies are accompanied by the theme music from the underground level of Super Mario Bros."

"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"

"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!"

"It's too bad u can't safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies."