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Joke of the Day
"Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap."
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"What street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"
"what's green and floats? a leaf"
"I went to a bingo hall last night. It was good seeing some old faces."
"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."
"Got an extension cord, and moved the microwave right into bed with me. This 2015 is looking like a good one already."
"I am a cannibal with a new boyfriend. His name is Pablo I'm going to make a dessert from part of his brain I shall call it Pabloba"
"Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose? They suspected it of fowl play."
"[ordering cake over phone] ""and what would you like the cake to say?"" [covers phone to ask wife] ""do we want a talking cake?"""
"[describing robbers to sketch artist] Make his ears more lethargic. That's better, now flare his nostrils like he's excited about a sale."