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Joke of the Day
"What was Monica Lewinsky's high school yearbook superlative? Most likely to suck seed."
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"If a tree falls in the forest with no one around to hear it... Does a hipster still buy the soundtrack?"
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"Hey, wanna hear a Hillary Clinton Joke? [Deleted]"
"How can you tell if a hippie has been in your house? ...he's still there"
"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."
"I went to a feminist picnic the other day... It was great, apart from the fact that no one made any sandwiches."
"Elephant meets a camel somehow. The elephant asks the camel why he has boobs on his back. The camel replies, ""You don't have much to say because you have a dick on your face."""
"What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !"
"A Blind man walks into a bar... ...into a table, into a chair.."