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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between catholic priests and acne? One doesn't come on your face until your at least 13"

"I just finished my exam on communism I really hope I get good Marx"

"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"

"Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin."

"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"

"Why is it so hard to find Tylenol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat 'em all. . . . Explanation: Parrots eat 'em all = paracetamol = acetominophen = Tylenol"

"Tom Clancy passed away today Now he'll be Rainbow 6 feet deep."

"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."

"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."