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Joke of the Day
"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""
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"why pay kristen stewart millions of dollars when a cardboard cutout of kristen stewart will give the exact same performance for free"
"Dirty joke told to me by an old man (NSFW) What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends Sorry if this is a repost."
"I am wearing a jacket, because my mom felt cold."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly who? Peanut butter jelly you!"
"There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and Segmentation fault (core dumped)"
"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"
"Google needs a ""you really don't want to know"" search answer."
"I pointed to hub's hearing aid and said is that thing on? He said ""yes, I am just trying to figure out what the hell you are saying"""
"Hey, I have an idea. Instead of complaining about your auto-correct every day, how about going into your settings & turning it the fcuk off?"