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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin."

"Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: ""Yeah."" You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: ""No, what?"" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy."

"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."

"Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach"""

"When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular person in the world."

"what does a Nazi turkey say? ""Goebbles Goesbbles"""

"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."

"The Asian Grading Scale is... A++ (100.01%+)=Average FA+ (0-100%)=Find new famaree who can accept your white peoples grade."

"This Brazil v. Germany World Cup Game."

"My friend told me I don't know what irony is Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop."