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Joke of the Day
"Tom Clancy passed away today Now he'll be Rainbow 6 feet deep."
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"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."
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"""If only she had a more expensive purse, THEN she'd be hot."" - no guy ever"