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Joke of the Day

"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."

"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."

"Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support? Whichever can reduce inflation."

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"

"How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !"

"What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it."

"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."

"How was copper wire first invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."

"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"