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Joke of the Day

"So she was like, ""Put on some protection"". I then pulled out & wore a yellow construction hat. We laughed & laughed & now I have herpes."

"Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'"

"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."

"[death row] Okay Johnson, it's time. Any last requests? Pardon me? I said it's time, any lastah I see what you did there, Johnson. Good one"

"According to my mate 3 genders exist. Female Male And mental illness"

"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home."

"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""

"Dwarf Shortage I know, it's a short joke"

"What does fucking your girlfriend and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common?"

"Women's sports"